Donkey Kong Country : Awesome Video Game Tips!!

I liked in the original voice over when you said "it's a little tricky but I'm sure you can figure it out" about the tire. It was the kind of striking sincerity about the truly obvious that made a number of old videogame shows really funny (Canada's V&A Top 10's 'Turbo Tips' for example). So I DO miss this line, even though you're more coherent now :P. So you don't have to insult us, but feel free to condescend to us. :)
Pausepausepause! *Pauses and item menu comes up.* Hmmm.... Starman, Wind Whistle. No, no... Tanooki Suit. Nah. Frog Suit? I don't NEED a Frog Suit! Ah, here we go, Hammer Bro. Suit. *Uses, unpauses, and hurls Hammer at Sun.* Hah, take THAT! *Sun falls off stage, giving 5,000 points.* Well, that takes care of that. *Turns around to see another Sun.* Aw, man...